o hai!

blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

nippletowns:

when u go out to eat with ur friends and have no money

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whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

It is both a burden and a blessing, to feel everything as deeply as i do.
Della Hicks-Wilson (via versteur)

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

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lemonescent:

this is the first day of my life

lemonescent:

this is the first day of my life